Eatin' Concrete And Gettin' A Nose Wash

Culver's Ice Cream

Culver’s Concrete with a Butterfinger and a Heath candy bar.

Since I’m free from working this week, it affords me time to enjoy myself in a myriad of ways.  What to do, what to do?  Hmmm.

I’ll tell you one thing……….I soooooo deserved this bundle of concrete today!  After getting to-go/take-away food from my hometown diner today, a friend of mine offered to buy me one of these bad boys—and who am I to turn down FREE FOOD?!  We go across the street from the diner to Culver’s and I order up.

Now let me tell you why I deserve this—I got a free nose-rinsing at my dentist’s office today!!  That’s right!  No, seriously.

Dentist office

My twice-yearly-teeth-cleaning turned into a needle-producing jab of a cavity-filling which ultimately turned into the little water sprayer going full-blast up one of my nostrils while I was laying all the way back in the chair!

My mouth is in one spot, my nose in another so—HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!  I quickly sat up and gagged while I was handed tissue.  I drowned in that moment, people.  I think I needed CPR—not TISSUE!  It’s a wonder I’m alive at all right now.

My mouth was numb from the cavity filling, my face felt enormously fat, and I had water in me where it should not be.  YEAH, I deserved an ice cream!

Nail Salon

Afterwards, I gave myself a little ‘happy’ at the nail salon—only the chick that usually does my pedicure was FULLY BOOKED for the entire day!!  When has THAT ever happened in all the years I’ve been going there???  Never, I tell you.  I always walk-in with no problem.

It must be a 4th of July thing.  So I had to take whoever I could get.  Her husband, who does my manicure, tells me to just make an actual appointment next time.  I GUESS SO!

When did THAT start up again?  Last time he had banned appointments, period!  I guess I didn’t get the memo.  And when did she become so popular all of a sudden?!

So, if you have nothing else to do today, try a Culver’s Concrete with all your favorite fixins inside.  No need to wait until you’re jabbed in the mouth or going through an unimaginable torture.  You deserve a Concrete just BECAUSE!

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Bring a clothes pin or a chip clip with you on your next trip to the dentist’s office to keep your nose pinched together and save yourself from a drowning.

14 thoughts on “Eatin' Concrete And Gettin' A Nose Wash

  1. Thanks for visiting my blog! I had to laugh at this because I am a dental hygienist and I use a tool that sprays water to clean teeth. I can say they probably had a misfunction with the equipment because it shouldn’t go up your nose! That’s out of the realm of our profession!
    You have a fun blog and I’m looking forward to reading more.

  2. I had that ‘nearly drowned at the dentist’ moment too a few months back. And then he couldn’t understand why I was nervous next visit…

  3. LOL that’s hilarious! The kids and I have to go to the dentist next week, I’m going to have your story stuck in my head the whole time. Not that I didn’t hate the dentist enough to start with.
    We have a Culvers but I’ve never been there…going now, that concrete thing looks FABULOUS

    1. Lol. Have a blast at the dentist. Obviously, I did! And the Culver’s Concrete is similar to a Dairy Queen Blizzard is all. Was good!

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