My daily Dairy Queen Butterfinger Blizzard and add a Heath bar, please.
As if there’s not enough hydrogenation and partial-hydrogenation going on inside that cup that I had to go and have them “add a Heath” candy bar to the mix like the Butterfinger with the ice cream wasn’t enough.
To top it all off, they ask if I want my “usual.” Just because my car shows up in your drive-thru area for the same thing every day doesn’t mean I have a “usual”, lady!!
And later, I hook myself up with these caramel apple blossoms from the Whole Foods store that I had in the freezer. Pop them in the oven and bake for 20 minutes. They were so on point! Delicious.
I’m satisfied with how my day went.
So, if you have nothing else to do today, fetch yourself a Dairy Queen Blizzard along with a Caramel Apple Blossom. Lounge around the house, savor every bite, and enjoy them with your feet up.
Take-Away Life Lesson: Apparently if you show up at an establishment on a regular basis and order the exact same things every single time, you have a “usual.” The jury’s still out on whether that gives you a good name or a bad name.