I Had A Blast In Culinary Class

I made a pie crust from scratch for the first time ever in my life!  What an accomplishment for me.  If you know anything about me, you know I’m one to buy my crusts already made in the store to save myself a year of my life.

But if you’ve never gone to culinary school before, I’d suggest it.  It was actually fun.  When I saw an apple pie making class on the schedule, I hopped right on it so I could try my hand at crust-making.

I was a late enrollee so the class was already full, but the teacher said she had enough ingredients and space that they could go ahead and squeeze me in.

I arrived early bird style.  And first off, Egads!!  I wasn’t thrilled with the choice of ugly green aprons they had for us to borrow!  You could say I was a little disturbed.  But there was clearly a bigger purpose of me being there.  So I let it slide—after all I am there to learn pie crust making.  Let’s FOCUS.

But, heretofore, let it be known I will definitely be bringing my white Betty Boop apron with me to wear should I find myself at any of these future classes!  (Now where were we?)

First off, the instructor had us gather ’round her as she made an entire pie and gave us detailed instructions while we asked our questions.  Then we went back to our stations and got to work.  The instructor and her assistants constantly walked around and were great at helping us along.

When it was time to make the pie crust, it reinforced upon me WHY I always buy my crusts pre-made in the stores—there was just so much work involved!  Yeah, there’s nothing like crust made from scratch—but only if you have time on your hands you want to fill up.

The only thing I kept thinking and saying out loud at my table was how much quicker this would have gone and at what point we would all be at in the apple-pie-making process had we a pre-made pie crust in front of us.

Granted, I know that was the purpose of the class and it was actually fun to make in the class—but at home??  I had visions in my head of my patience levels and thought ‘I don’t think so.’

Making crust from scratch will be a once-in-a-blue-moon thing for me, sorry to say.  Later in life, that could change.

Apple pie in the oven

The finished product had to be taken home for baking in the oven.  The instructor suggested baking it straight away, but said it was fine to do the next day since we’d be getting home late in the evening.  As you can see, I put a lot of lovin’ into this.  Ain’t she a beaut?  It turned out really good.

So, if you have nothing else to do today, find different classes you can take at your local culinary center.  You’ll have loads of fun.

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Bring your own Betty Boop apron from home to these classes, lest you get stuck wearing an ugly green one.

Still Loving The Diner

Burrito Platter at the diner

Burrito Platter served with Spanish rice and soupy beans.

Here are more of my little trips to my hometown diner.  Such yummy good food.

Catfish Dinner at the diner

Catfish Fillet with tartar sauce and a side of Cabbage, Corn Nuggets, Ham & Beans, and Cornbread.

Chicken Fillet sandwich deep-fried with cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.

This here is why  I like dealing with the same one or two servers over and over once they know me well enough and I realize they are really good at their jobs.

The day I ordered the chicken sandwich on the left, I specifically called-in my order and asked for LETTUCE ONLY with my sandwich.  I told them to leave off the pickles and tomatoes.

As you can see, my sandwich came with the usual on it—EVERYTHING.

Another day I called-in and ordered the chicken sandwich on the right and specifically asked for LETTUCE ONLY.  I told the person what happened the last time I ordered and she said she would check the order herself personally AND give me EXTRA lettuce even.

Now as you can plainly see, the one on the right came with absolutely NOTHING on it.  I even looked under the bun to make sure the lettuce wasn’t hidden inside the sandwich somewhere.  Needless to say, I didn’t get the EXTRA lettuce she said she’d give me because I didn’t even get the regular lettuce they normally put on it.

Unfortunately when I placed my orders, I couldn’t ask for the person who usually takes care of me because he had already gone home for the day.  So I just placed my order with whomever answered the phones on both occasions.

I cannot understand how I can be so specific, thorough, and detailed—even down to explaining how my order was screwed up the last time, only to have it screwed up again!

French Toast made with thick-cut egg bread dipped in egg, topped with whipped butter and powdered sugar; served with maple syrup.

A slice of Apple Pie.

Diner Meeting

Another day I walk into my local diner and I’m standing at the counter for 5 long minutes waiting to place an order to-go.  I turn and I see a diner pow-wow meeting or gossip-fest of some sort going on.

I’m not sure what it was, but no one even looked up to say hi or take my order.  After 5 minutes of standing there, someone else in the restaurant (who was NOT part of this group) finally came and helped me.  Unbelievable.

But, nevertheless, I still love my local hometown diner.

So, if you have nothing else to do today, continue to frequent your favorite diner even if you get irritated every now and again with the little mistakes that keep happening to you.

Take-Away Life Lesson:  We’re all only human.

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The Extent Of My Day

Dairy Queen Blizzard

My daily Dairy Queen Butterfinger Blizzard and add a Heath bar, please.

As if there’s not enough hydrogenation and partial-hydrogenation going on inside that cup that I had to go and have them “add a Heath” candy bar to the mix like the Butterfinger with the ice cream wasn’t enough.

To top it all off, they ask if I want my “usual.”  Just because my car shows up in your drive-thru area for the same thing every day doesn’t mean I have a “usual”, lady!!

Apple Blossom

And later, I hook myself up with these caramel apple blossoms from the Whole Foods store that I had in the freezer.  Pop them in the oven and bake for 20 minutes.  They were so on point!  Delicious.

I’m satisfied with how my day went.

Apple Blossoms

So, if you have nothing else to do today, fetch yourself a Dairy Queen Blizzard along with a Caramel Apple Blossom.  Lounge around the house, savor every bite, and enjoy them with your feet up.

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Apparently if you show up at an establishment on a regular basis and order the exact same things every single time, you have a “usual.”  The jury’s still out on whether that gives you a good name or a bad name.

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Drowning In Dessert

What can I say?  I’m a dessert fanatic.  The only problem is, it’s hard to get dessert after you’ve eaten dinner because you’re so stuffed from your meal it’s hard to find room for dessert.  But I usually manage to find a way.  And, if nothing else, I’ll take it to-go and chow down on it later at home.

These are some of my dessert adventures from different restaurants in my hometown.  Oh, the yummy goodness!

So, if you have nothing else to do today, pick at least 10 restaurants in your area, stop in and order one dessert to-go from each place, take them home, spread them out on a table, and go to yummy town!

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Order dessert as the first course in a restaurant and your dinner as the second course.  At least then you know you got the dessert in.  Hello!  Problem solved.