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When The Dairy Queen Blizzards Went BOGO

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Dairy Queen Blizzards

Medium-sized Dairy Queen Blizzards with Butterfinger and Heath candy bars.

Well, HOT DOG!!  Can life get any better than this?  I can just thank my lucky stars for this deliciousness of a good deal.

It’s a “Buy One, Get One Blizzard for 99 Cents” ALL MONTH at Dairy Queen—and that’s ANY size!  That’s cheap considering the normal price of one of these little homies.  All right, all riiiiiight.  Can I get a fist bump?

(DQ may have just swindled and pimped its own self without any realization.)

I’m telling you, the universe is aligning for me at just the right moment I really needed it to.  Who doesn’t love a BOGO sale?  At this rate I can get a set of these every other day and be set the rest of the month.

So, if you have nothing else to do today, go to your local Dairy Queen and take advantage of the Blizzard sale.  You’re gonna fall in luuuuuvvvv.

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Never give up hope that the stars and universe will never align for you—because I’m living proof that it eventually does.

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Dairy Queen Blizzard

My daily Dairy Queen Butterfinger Blizzard and add a Heath bar, please.

As if there’s not enough hydrogenation and partial-hydrogenation going on inside that cup that I had to go and have them “add a Heath” candy bar to the mix like the Butterfinger with the ice cream wasn’t enough.

To top it all off, they ask if I want my “usual.”  Just because my car shows up in your drive-thru area for the same thing every day doesn’t mean I have a “usual”, lady!!

Apple Blossom

And later, I hook myself up with these caramel apple blossoms from the Whole Foods store that I had in the freezer.  Pop them in the oven and bake for 20 minutes.  They were so on point!  Delicious.

I’m satisfied with how my day went.

Apple Blossoms

So, if you have nothing else to do today, fetch yourself a Dairy Queen Blizzard along with a Caramel Apple Blossom.  Lounge around the house, savor every bite, and enjoy them with your feet up.

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Apparently if you show up at an establishment on a regular basis and order the exact same things every single time, you have a “usual.”  The jury’s still out on whether that gives you a good name or a bad name.

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