Am I Disappearing?

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What in the SAM HILL is WRONG WITH ME?!  I know I’ve been under a lot of pressure and stress lately—but this is ridiculous!  I haven’t weighed myself since my doctor did it a few months back.

So, since I was bored at home, I found myself something constructive to do—weigh myself.  And this is what I found.  HOLY MOLEY, BATMAN!  I’ve plummeted down to 120 lbs!  When and where did THAT come from?!  To be a non-stop-eating food pig, this makes no sense!

At a height of 5ft 8in, I know I weighed much more than that at the doctor’s office—and I can’t afford to lose any weight.  I’m already an Olive Oyl.  Then again, with the stress and pressure I’ve been under lately, I haven’t had much of my usual appetite.

So, if you have nothing else to do today, hop on the scale and make sure you’re roundabouts the weight you thought you were.  If not, find a logical explanation for the change.

Take-Away Life Lesson:  Don’t stress out over things in life.  Take a few deep breaths and find your zone.  Get back to your peace.  It’ll be okay.  But above all—KEEP EATING!  The love of food will get you through.  Now—time to hit up a couple of buffets.

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17 thoughts on “Am I Disappearing?

  1. Tried m tested method to gain weight .. Banana shakes .. Or Eat a banana forest and then have milk .. After three banana .. For some reason it makes you gain weight .. Sounds ridiculous and hokum .. Trust me doll, it works .. Give it 2-3 months and take the shake 2 times a day .. Let me know if it works

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